"Beaker Wants To Get In Kathy's Pants"
Words and Music by Fast-Choker, MixMaster, Kthulhu


Beaker wants to get in Kathy's pants
he blows his load at just a glance
now he's gotta go and change his pants
OH YEAH!!!

Robbie wants to get in Karla's pants
Every time he sees them, makes his willy dance
Then he gets drunk and shits his pants
OH YEAH!!!

Eric thought UVA girl was all that
But we all know she was really fat
We don't know whats up with that
OH YEAH!!!

Greg knows a girl who's really hot
I say he should dater her, he says 'I think not'
So I'll go and lick her twat
OH YEAH!!!

Jon wants to get in Autumn Lynn
He says he's not into her, but i think he is
He'll take her out next week, try to fill her with jizz
OH YEAH!!!

Kevin doesn't know how to send email
and you know he'll never get some tail
maybe you'll see him at a porno sale
OH YEAH!!!

DJ Bobby Sparkles likes to watch softcore
he might as well since he don't have a whore
now he's gonna go and take it back door
OH YEAH!!!

Maz likes to date high school whores
He always meets them at their locker doors
Now he can't take them to prom no more
OH YEAH!!!

Colin hits on bartenders a lot
Even though they have kids or are not hot
Sometimes he gets numbers, most often not
OH YEAH!!!

Beaker doesn't have a girl no more
Until he goes and finds another whore
Then we'll sit down and write some more
OH YEAH!!!