"Puke on Dave"
Words by Fast-Choker, Kthulhu, and Marbles
Music by Fast-Choker and Kthulhu

Eileen puked on Dave on the bus
comin' back from a party last week
He found her in his bed in the morning
he tried to stick his dick in her butt cheeks

Chorus:
Eileen puked on Dave
She thought it was all the rave
She called him the next day
but she already turned him gay

She woke up in a real hurry
and then she slapped him in the face
She got up and ran to her purse
and then she grabbed her can of mace

Repeat Chorus

Dave and Eileen had unprotected sex
Later on Dave went to the doctor
The test results came back clean
Dave went back and gave her the Shocker!

Repeat Chorus