"Stank Ho's And Rum"
Words by Fast-Choker
Music by Fast-Choker and Kthulhu


Goin' to the bar and
what do we want?
Stank Ho's and Rum! Stank Ho's and Rum!
We're never gonna rest, until
we fuckin' find some
Stank Ho's and Rum! Stank Ho's and Rum!

We're lookin' for the kind that
we have to douse with 1-5-1
But we'll settle for Bacardi or
our good friend the Capt-un

Goin' to the bar and
what do we want?
Stank Ho's and Rum! Stank Ho's and Rum!
We're never gonna rest, until
we fuckin' find some
Stank Ho's and Rum! Stank Ho's and Rum!

We like our stank ho's pretty
we like 'em talking crass
they gotta have some big jugs
and a big ol' honkin' ass

Goin' to the bar and
what do we want?
Stank Ho's and Rum! Stank Ho's and Rum!
We're never gonna rest, until
we fuckin' find some
Stank Ho's and Rum! Stank Ho's and Rum!

We'll take them to our ship
and show them all our booty
drink enough of the rum
and they all become a cutie.

Goin' to the bar and
what do we want?
Stank Ho's and Rum! Stank Ho's and Rum!
We're never gonna rest, until
we fuckin' find some
Stank Ho's and Rum! Stank Ho's and Rum!